My name is Celest, Jules Celest. I've been working for the top secret "we're cool" undercover "i'm gonna kick your butt" agency for 5 years now. I'm the top in my class in all categories. I will defeat you with my pinky in the blink of an eye. I am also a computer hacker who cracked the government database when I was 15 years old. The places the agency usually sends me to are in Europe and Russia. Apparently thats where all the "action" is, and by golly gee wiz I can never refuse something that provides action! I've been taught not to trust anyone, only your boss. But even your boss can turn on you. The reason as to why I've been recruited is because I'm drop dead georgous and I'm smarter than a pickle. Being a spy is awesome. I love it. Its like being an actress but with more pride and stuff. I get to be whomever I want, and at the same time kick anyones ass that gets in my way. Plus the pay is really good, 500,000k per job. :D
Alright I know this looks really goofy and all, but I wasn't exactly sure how to come up with a tale about being a secret agent and stuff, so my baaad.
About Me
Sunday, May 31, 2009
007 AGENT STORY!!!
Posted by Tinix at 7:20 AM
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1 comments:
Hilarious! I was chuckling throughout! I like the playful voice and writing. Your line about being an actress with more integrity was very amusing.
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